im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
So much rum. So many feels.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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