And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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