And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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