If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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