Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Randomize
