Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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