White coat. Heels.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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