if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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