idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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