So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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