the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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