Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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