Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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