Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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