Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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