i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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