kristin has been a bad kristin
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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