have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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