idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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