Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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