Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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