i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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