This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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