Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
