Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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