I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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