I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
We got so high we made milksteak
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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