Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
do nipples grow back?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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