wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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