508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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