i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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