its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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