its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
There r osticjed everywhere
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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