I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
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