so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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