oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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