I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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