her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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