People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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