I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
This is my life. Enjoy the view
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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