...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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