I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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