Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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