but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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