i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
