small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
