How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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