Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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