Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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