He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
She needs sedatives and a leash
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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